Thursday, January 18, 2024

Toronto gets the reputation it deserves

 


During this last warming cycle, Toronto became fashionable.  Monster houses for the ultra-rich sold like hotcakes.  We were loved on all the social media.

That was then, and this is now.  Toronto is going back to its roots as Hogtown, but with the worst weather in the world.  Hogs would be an improvement.  When are those house-hopping ultra rich going to use their houses?  During the summer, when stagnant air fries eggs on the pavement?  Or during the winter, under 10 feet of snow?

No more Hollywood of the North.  Instead, we are Siberia of the South.  We'll convert all those empty office towers to vertical farms, where the homeless can live between the veggies.  Toronto night life, will be called Night Death.  Doesn't make any difference to me.

ps. and in unrelated news, the copyright zealots are forcing AI to train itself.  No humanity involved.



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