No Honour Amongst Arties

 

Lots of things are starting to fall apart these days.  

In weather news, we, in Toronto, continue to enjoy the air runoff from Greenland.

Spain will finally get swept by Atlantic air.  On to the next one-day heat record!

Three Poots

 

This got me going.  If we have 3 poots, then he will never die.  Russ operates as the old Roman empire with the Praetorian Guard, who controlled the place.  As soon as one emperor was poisoned, they roamed Rome to pick up another one.

You don't need this now.  The first poots died years ago, with one of his many disappearances.  Maybe 2 poots have died already.  Always 3 active poots.  I always thought he keeps looking different.  Nobody will know, and anybody raising a fuss gets the first class ticket to the front.

They all look exactly the same age all the time.  Perhaps at 110, there might be questions, still leading to a quick death.  Since the 3 amigos have outlived everybody, nobody can tell.

The 3 poots are bland, and mindless.  They just fight the war, and let the economy fall.  You could never do this with trumpy, even with his permanent 'perfect health' record they just photo-copy.  I love it!

 

UK now out of stagnant pocket

 

Spain is still in the pocket of stagnant air.  Looks like cold air is coming down.  News on when hot, news off when cold.

Time to pay the Artie piper

 

I think this is just an example of 'Selling stupid stuff to stupid people'.  It's ms-dos on the corporate desk in the 80's.  Did it ever do anything?  Googs is now trying to extract its pound of flesh.  I have great faith that the 'productivity curve' will remain its normal straight line, nothing to get excited about.

Like normal productivity improvement, just expect the lowest of lowest jobs to be replaced.  Anybody in that job like 'mail girl' in the 80's was always moving to another job higher up.  Farm work, construction work, all replaced by machines.

ps we have the fun economic scaling effect, which is consume all the resources, fire all the people, and wonder why nobody is buying the (very expensive) service.  Then we have the physics scaling effect of viewing the chip as a big screen of lights.  The query goes in, interacts with training, spreading like a stone-pond-ripple, and then consolidating for an answer.  Old days had the pond too small, and the blobs bounced on the sides.  Then the whole boom was the 'sweet spot' of sucking in everything for training, and have the query and answer bubbles stay without edge bouncing.  Now we go too big, with the training data at a limit, and the query-answer bubbles staying well within the boundaries.  This is bad, as it creates dead zones in the corners that are not regularly trained.  They loop around themselves and create hallucinations that never get to training.  Bigger and bigger means more of this.  Stealing all the books in the world reaches a limit, and queries are stupid, and not uplifting.  The whole thing dies.

Nobody cares about carbon any more

 

Although a tiny speck of physics could prove that 'greenhouse gases' cannot do their greenhousing in a convective atmosphere, we must pay lip-service to this fantasy concept.

Thus, all the PR brains that supported Clange, are now whirling their thoughts to natgas shipments.  Using no physics whatsoever, they can argue that shipping natgas lowers the overall world carbon levels.  It doesn't matter that no measurements are showing any change in the slope of measured co2 in Hawaii, the base of the stupid heat-carbon correlation.

It is with great irony that I offer a physics argument to help the local whiners against the world whiners.  Or maybe not.  But I do like that whenever anybody has a suggestion that carbon is nothing to sulphur, etc, then the carbon whiners sharpen their pencils and get much more rigorous in cutting the opposition down.  They leave their ridiculous extrapolations as 'sacrosanct'.

Also, amazingly the native people here, are being practical about earning money in a world that wants to kill Canada, and everybody in it.  I am amazed.

First trumpy money to come out - he'll steal it

 

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Weather is mixed

 

Toronto is in a pocket of clear air, with rain all around it.

When it is this confusing, it usually means a strong 3D effect, with the cold air from Greenland slipping underneath the muck from the prairies.  

The Pacific continues it's shallow, heatless reversal.  This is the mechanism of an El Nino, but with water only a few inches thick (there abouts).  For the 'Super Ellie' we have to go with the fantasy mechanism of hot water hiding at the the bottom of the ocean.  And spaceyx can fly!

Having lost the Iran war, trumps moves on

 

Just noticed that somebody in California was charged for insider trading on the betting markets.

Clange giveth, and Clange taketh away

 We continue our God-given gift of no forecast for the Summer.  

We are into 'Arctic Drips', as ordained by the Almighty Clange.  Our horrible habit of cleaning sulphur from the air continues to give us a static summer.  Toronto is getting a drip straight from Greenland, which, as we know is constantly melting at 60 below, and raising sea levels irregularly all over the world.

Europe is clearing out the heat, and the high priests of Clange will have to move over to Spain to get last 'Dying of Heat' photos.  Aren't they used to heat over there?

The continental areas are getting 'stagnant heat'.  That's the 'Death Valley Effect' of an overhead Sun, and no sea breezes.  This is the weather of the Great 300 Year Drought.  The Mighty God Clange, in his sulphur-free delirium has determined that we will go into a major ice cycle.  However, the high priests refuse to do the simple physics and Scientific Method, because they prefer to be always pole-axed by the weather.  They have never been right on any significant weather prediction, and have decided to go with 'weather tomorrow, same as today'.  They are marvellous.

 The Arctic Ice Machine is dead, and we await the End of Summer, mid-August.  According to the high priests, we deine 'more heat', as long as one day out of the summer is hot enough for pictures.

The middle of the Atlantic is horribly cold compared to 2024.  

And the tropics are cold, as well.

But don't worry.  The high priests of the Mighty Morphing God will be totally wrong about the super El No-no, and we won't hear about it.  Nothing to sully our Spotless Minds.

ps just horrible

The Ontario summer forecast is no forecast

 

This is wonderful and worthy of the Great God Clange.  Who are we mere mortals, to know what is down the river?  

We are doomed to live in mystery.  If the weather changes, then the forecast will change retroactively.  We are in our place.

Aliexpress has left the building

 I am quite upset that ali has been hit hard by the increase cost of air freight.  Amazon relies on huge shipments of things like batteries, and the local delivery costs.  However, the ammie truck stops at every house on the street, and the delivery cost is insignificant.

I just got a battery from ali and it is a standard con job.  Amazon filters that stuff out.  They are cheaper with Dewalt-type batteries, and have more believable reviews.

The return process with ali on batteries is now ridiculous, so kick them out and go back to ammie.

ps I still like innovative products.  Those solar lamps I got were superb and I love my trimming scissors, but I will now check with ammie.  Used to be I could rely on half price, but now it floats around the same.

China goes with the old fish

 

This is an interesting article and they must have read the old me, who used to be concerned with basic physics.  That guy believed that 'tyrant engineering' pushed this thing, and it is a total flop, heavily boosted to make trillions.

Ha, the new me believes every con job, just like all the people.  Especially for summer.  Don't read this article, since they also think it is a con job, which has hit scaling laws.  China is all engineers and physics, and has nothing to do with our philosophical world.  That's why I  buy lots of things from China, but they are also totally hit by rational lawlessness.  Might be better than trumpy irrational lawlessness, which doesn't count how much ammo you've got.

Clange Over All

 

What makes Clange a religion is the unquestioning faith of its followers, like me.  Pronouncements are made by those who know nothing, except what they are told by the wealthy Priest Elites.  Because they are so humble, we don't know their names any more, they are just 'expert priests'.

Alas, Clange is a tricksy god, all that wonderful heat is about to be swept away, just like it did for Toronto.  It is the same tropical plume, after all.  The priests won't mention the cold.

This religion is very comforting for me during the summer.  No critical thinking necessary, it is done for you.  There is no weather in the future that can affect this religion, since they cover anything on the spot.  They have been wrong on all their forecasts, and El No-no will never appear.  Does this matter for the comfort of the masses?  No.

Even at the peak of ice advance 10,000 years ago, we would have had a warm July.  That's what happens when the Sun is directly overhead, and no sea breezes.  Clange goes with that and worshippers go OOOH, with happiness.

A long time ago, the people rebelled against this perfect bliss of non-thought.  But not now.  I shall go fishing with my dog at the cottage, and she will do her job of scaring them away.  All is wonderful.

My old physics was scary, since we are going into the 300 year drought of a major ice cycle.  Physics has no place in a hot summer.

ps we have gone back to the satellite trend zone, but there was also noticeable warming.  Clange is testing us.

ps - Showing the great flexibility of the Great God Clange, is that the high priests are abandoning carbon dioxide.  They are now saying that the reduction of sulphur in the air warmed up the atmosphere, through burning less coal for less co2.  This is somewhat difficult to generate a movement around it, since it is unlikely we will be seeing huge sulphur dioxide chimneys.  That stuff is deadly for people and caused acid rain for lakes.  The important point that carbon dioxide is in the trash bin.

The New Climate Change God

 I used to do articles on the 'Gods of Global Warming'.  All those guys are dead now, or hiding in retirement.  I'm still here singing "Glory to Clange".  The old clange was global warming, and now it is so much more!  Every year they change the definitions, and as one old bird said - "Why shouldn't we change things with new data?'.  

All that very expensive effort, and not a speck of slope change in the co2 measurements.  Why?  Because solar cells, ev's, windmills are all made with oil.  Because we want to stay warm in the winter to build more windmills.  This is all the Great Plan of Clange, the mightiest god in the multiverse.

At the cottage, Clange has come in with a vengeance.  Yesterday saw 6 dragonflies, and I expected to be surrounded by them this morning.  Nope, nothing.  All in His Plan.  The little buggers sleep in.

If you dip your foot in the water, quickly pull it out before the toes fall off.  

You can see in the regular weather forecast that we have begun our 300 year drought.  Everything is Clange:  sun, cold, drought, floods, whatever.  Clange is mighty in change.  The Mighty Morphing Clange.  No more anything to do with co2 and global warming, which is over, it is extreme weather, and the Second Coming of Super El Nino.  We all wait in our commie sackcloth and ashes, except the high priests, who live in luxury.  After all, people that smart deserve to skim out the money.

All hail climate change!

 I'm at the cottage, total stagnant hot weather, like I predicted.  That was with the old way - physics.  Now I am worshipping the New God Clange, for the summer.

Clange is a fine pagan god.  Everything is truth, he (she) encompasses everything - heat and cold.  No questions are allowed.  Some call it science, and it is - the science of pushing Clange on everybody.  

No physics will ever be done on weather, just too much money.  I am happy to throw in the stinky towel and go with the flow.  This is clange in action.

Even hotter tomorrow.  Oh Great God Clange, bring on the dragonflies!

We'll have a very short summer, followed by extreme winter.  This is the Will of Clange!

ps building our temples of windmills has not been in vain.  The dragonflies, avatars of the God, have appeared at the cottage.  They are scooping up the blackflies, two already.  Yeah!

Arctic gets a standard vortex

 Yeah, no more Arctic ice sludge machine!  It's a high-speed, tight vortex.

This is starting to look a bit more like we want, if we want some warmth.

UK gets our heatwave - bring out the water pictures!

 

Yeah, lots of pictures for one-day heatwaves.  I loved that heatwave!

Now we are getting cold equatorial plumes.  A while ago, I would have thought that to be impossible.  And a huge Arctic pulse is zooming down the Atlantic, instead of us or Europe.

You can see that plume is as cold as trumpy's heart.

Starship blows an engine again

 

Mush is a 'bright' who did some really good stuff before he hit 40, and then, self-medicated.  Depression is the fate of all brights, and it requires careful medical care.  

This whole spaceship was conceived in a k-dream, and suffered from intensive attention from the big guy.  The first launch was too heavy and blew apart the launch base.  How could that happen?  It was classic 'tyrant engineering' and 'malicious compliance'.  I've been well aware of that at the old company.

Although nobody can tell, I think they have been actively removing the stainless steel and hiding it from mush.  Is it shiny any more?  They get lighter and lighter, but they keep blowing the engines at launch.  This one launched some paper satellites to show that it can carry something.

When a trillion dollars is in play, weird things happen.  It is so cloaked in blackness that nobody can be sure of anything.  We can only watch, and see all those investors having fun.

ps it's a wonderful rocket, he's a genius, blah blah, don't kill me.

Heatless Heat

 Today is a paradox.  We have the Gulf plume coming over us, and yet, not a speck of heat energy.  This should be as hot as the last mini heatwave, but nada.

Europe is now getting our heatwave.  Hope they take lots of pictures.

In the video, which I didn't bother grabbing, we have swirls, and another indication that the Arctic mechanism is dead.  We have stagnant conditions, and we should be hot from solar heating alone, yet nothing.  So, June is a write-off, but we always have July for the pictures.

ps this total weirdness takes me out of the weather forecast game.  

ps I'm also thinking this is worse than I expected - a total Little Ice Age.  Not fun.

Trumpy is a Surrender-Kitten

 

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ps at least he's making money- Big deal coming, no deal coming, another deal, no deal.

Arctic flow looks dead

 

We've just got the swirlies now.  

Europe should now give us some good staged 'drinking water' pictures, for their one-day heatwave.  Spain Guy should offer to sell his picture, but maybe Artie has made these things worthless.  Pick a spot in the world, get a picture.

The US is colder than normal, implying that this 'heat drought' may be 'The Big One', our 300 year drought.

ps the Super El No-no is lurking at the bottom of the Pacific, just waiting to pop out any second now.

We will all die!

The Search for Heat

 The Arctic continues to flow down on us.  Normally, with no wind at all, we would expect seasonal stagnant warmth by now.  But not this day.

We have new 'Buds of Cold' growing and visiting us.

The tomato-destroying cold stops just north of Toronto.

The southern states will have their heat on full blast, and wearing parkas.  

This is fun.  On the chart, India is perfectly normal, as in, they get this heat all the time.  It's what always drove the British overlords to mountains every summer.  This guy is a paid model, not a speck of sweat on him.  Anyway, the winds look to soon bring them back to parka weather.  Nice try, guys, but a bit sad.

I would expect the 'default heat' to kick in by now, and give us 'Old Summer'.  The definition of 'New Summer' is above freezing.

ps.  and in the best 'anti-physics' article of the year, we have warm water lurking in the depths.

This is sad because warmer water always goes to the top, where it is seen by the satellites.  Fundamental physics, like dropping a hammer on your foot.  

ps like trumpy, they sink to new lows of physics corruption.  I just don't think their hearts are in it any more.  Right now, my heart isn't into great stupidity, so I'll go for a while.

Time to grow our own cocaine

 

We can safely say that all shootings, all crime, etc, has drugs fuelling it.  When I say this, I always get nitpickers saying 'not all'.  They like to debate using 1 in a million exceptions.  All articles like this always make rare odds look common.

I learned from this article that you have to treat 50,000 employees like criminals, or give up.  They give up.  

We can grow Coca leaves under greenhouses.  That stuff has the strength of black tea.  A gentle drink might stop people from going too far.  We have deadly smuggled drugs because it is vital to concentrate everything to smuggle.

The other thing to plant is simple heroin poppy.  Again, as weak as maple water.  We get the 'elephant tranqs' stuff because of the needs of smuggling.  Go for the natural stuff!  Anyway, we can't get into any more trouble with trumpy.  He won't invade us because he's out of ammo.  And really, can he manipulate prices, by talking about Canada?

This is mostly a rightytighty stupidity.  Ask fordy about it.  However, the whole western world was tied up with climate change, while the Chinese made rare metals.  We continue to have our fun.

ps it's so much fun trying to legalize minor vices.  The fordys shout 'If we legalize this, then we'll have hundreds of sweenys marching down the streets poking out eyes with their florets.  Think of the children!"  Nothing ever happens.  Just annoying ads like gambling.

ps this all started with people getting a new druggie bag going to Saudy.  Instant Death!  No.  Through the airport we are talking about small bags, as opposed to shiploads coming in.  So much anxiety, and a massive economic impact if they were forced to cut this to zero.  No probabilities mentioned and the anxiety press love this.  And, use a brightly coloured tie-dye suitcase.  Not plain black.

How to cope with the 'Year Without Summer'

 Yes, this has happened before in history.  Always blamed on some mystical volcanic eruption in the tropics they can't find any trace of.  They can't think of simple ocean currents.

This is big trouble.  Not for you!  You can just keep out the long underwear.  I'm talking about the Warmie Industrial Complex, with a trillion dollars in play.  Corruption that overwhelms trumpy and his day-trading -  "What am I going to say today?'  Ok, buy that stock.

Deep inside the University of Lyme Disease, in the UK, that started this whole thing, they have a discussion.

"Ok, the Fish says no summer. What are we going to do?  We can't kill the fish, because he's the only one that warns us.'

'We can push the "Phoenix rising from the ashes' thing until Christmas.'  "Fine, what else?'

'Obviously, we have to redefine 'summer', as a day or two above freezing.'  'Great!'

'We go with 'No Summer is Extreme Weather' thing.  It's all Climate Change, and we install more windmills.  I like the cut from that.'

 'We stay in the headlines by pushing more stupid legislation in Europe.'

'Then we are into winter, and -40C is extreme weather again'

"Ok people, we are golden'

ps note that 'clange' was first 'global warming', and when there was no more warming, it is now defined as 'extreme weather' including very cold.  

ps I agree.  We now have 2 seasons - Winter - below freezing;  Summer - above freezing.

Ha! You had your summer!

 For those who blinked and missed it, we have another cold blob coming down.

For those of you covering your ears with this news, I shall shout.  No Dang Heat Energy!  The nice summer heat we had is being squeezed out.  The Arctic Basin Vortex is still active and pumping out a new cold blob.  US natgas is zooming up because people are freezing.

Don't worry, the warmies are so down on their knees that they are proclaiming "The Second Coming of Heat" in the form of the Great White El No-no, formed out of nothing.  This is like trumpy finding religion to get him out of the 10 buck gas situation.

All the great fantasies that keep the influencers in the dough, are meeting their physics end.  

ps I like this headline, but not in the way it was meant.

ps and I like this one

Beware of what you wish for - "Gee, I hope they bring back 'work from home'"

Back from Cottage

 I'll say one word - Bandwidth.  None at the old tin hut in the woods.  

Arctic air still draining down on us.  We in Toronto, have been enjoying a sliver of heat.  It was so nice at the cottage with a cool wind off the lake.  So Islandishy.

Still cold in trumpy country.  Ha.  

The Arctic air looks disorganized.  That's good for summer.  Still some drainage on us from an Arctic vortex.  Bad for summer.  I'll let you know when it dies.

I stopped my AI (Artie) articles for now.  So many scaling limits, it blew up my head.  Look to more 'fancy' thoughts as they make it bigger.  A fundamental scaling limit, based on the laws of physics.  Although fantasy always ignores the big cliff ahead, it's still there, and the Arties are going to hit it.

ps 'fancy' - hellucynations - too big to type.

ps I really like to collect the most dramatic predictions.  Not a chance, but what happens when it fails, like all other doomer things?  Nothing.

For mass destruction there has to be heat energy, not just a 'flash in the pan' micro 1 day heatwave.

ps Ha, imagine if this got into Influencer Land.  The tech giant also says that Gemini Omni understands physics, history, science and cultural context. It understands gravity, kinetic energy, fluid dynamics and more.