Thursday, May 28, 2026

Clange giveth, and Clange taketh away

 We continue our God-given gift of no forecast for the Summer.  


We are into 'Arctic Drips', as ordained by the Almighty Clange.  Our horrible habit of cleaning sulphur from the air continues to give us a static summer.  Toronto is getting a drip straight from Greenland, which, as we know is constantly melting at 60 below, and raising sea levels irregularly all over the world.


Europe is clearing out the heat, and the high priests of Clange will have to move over to Spain to get last 'Dying of Heat' photos.  Aren't they used to heat over there?


The continental areas are getting 'stagnant heat'.  That's the 'Death Valley Effect' of an overhead Sun, and no sea breezes.  This is the weather of the Great 300 Year Drought.  The Mighty God Clange, in his sulphur-free delirium has determined that we will go into a major ice cycle.  However, the high priests refuse to do the simple physics and Scientific Method, because they prefer to be always pole-axed by the weather.  They have never been right on any significant weather prediction, and have decided to go with 'weather tomorrow, same as today'.  They are marvellous.


 The Arctic Ice Machine is dead, and we await the End of Summer, mid-August.  According to the high priests, we deine 'more heat', as long as one day out of the summer is hot enough for pictures.


The middle of the Atlantic is horribly cold compared to 2024.  

And the tropics are cold, as well.


But don't worry.  The high priests of the Mighty Morphing God will be totally wrong about the super El No-no, and we won't hear about it.  Nothing to sully our Spotless Minds.

ps just horrible



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