Clange Over All

 

What makes Clange a religion is the unquestioning faith of its followers, like me.  Pronouncements are made by those who know nothing, except what they are told by the wealthy Priest Elites.  Because they are so humble, we don't know their names any more, they are just 'expert priests'.

Alas, Clange is a tricksy god, all that wonderful heat is about to be swept away, just like it did for Toronto.  It is the same tropical plume, after all.  The priests won't mention the cold.

This religion is very comforting for me during the summer.  No critical thinking necessary, it is done for you.  There is no weather in the future that can affect this religion, since they cover anything on the spot.  They have been wrong on all their forecasts, and El No-no will never appear.  Does this matter for the comfort of the masses?  No.

Even at the peak of ice advance 10,000 years ago, we would have had a warm July.  That's what happens when the Sun is directly overhead, and no sea breezes.  Clange goes with that and worshippers go OOOH, with happiness.

A long time ago, the people rebelled against this perfect bliss of non-thought.  But not now.  I shall go fishing with my dog at the cottage, and she will do her job of scaring them away.  All is wonderful.

My old physics was scary, since we are going into the 300 year drought of a major ice cycle.  Physics has no place in a hot summer.

ps we have gone back to the satellite trend zone, but there was also noticeable warming.  Clange is testing us.

The New Climate Change God

 I used to do articles on the 'Gods of Global Warming'.  All those guys are dead now, or hiding in retirement.  I'm still here singing "Glory to Clange".  The old clange was global warming, and now it is so much more!  Every year they change the definitions, and as one old bird said - "Why shouldn't we change things with new data?'.  

All that very expensive effort, and not a speck of slope change in the co2 measurements.  Why?  Because solar cells, ev's, windmills are all made with oil.  Because we want to stay warm in the winter to build more windmills.  This is all the Great Plan of Clange, the mightiest god in the multiverse.

At the cottage, Clange has come in with a vengeance.  Yesterday saw 6 dragonflies, and I expected to be surrounded by them this morning.  Nope, nothing.  All in His Plan.  The little buggers sleep in.

If you dip your foot in the water, quickly pull it out before the toes fall off.  

You can see in the regular weather forecast that we have begun our 300 year drought.  Everything is Clange:  sun, cold, drought, floods, whatever.  Clange is mighty in change.  The Mighty Morphing Clange.  No more anything to do with co2 and global warming, which is over, it is extreme weather, and the Second Coming of Super El Nino.  We all wait in our commie sackcloth and ashes, except the high priests, who live in luxury.  After all, people that smart deserve to skim out the money.

All hail climate change!

 I'm at the cottage, total stagnant hot weather, like I predicted.  That was with the old way - physics.  Now I am worshipping the New God Clange, for the summer.

Clange is a fine pagan god.  Everything is truth, he (she) encompasses everything - heat and cold.  No questions are allowed.  Some call it science, and it is - the science of pushing Clange on everybody.  

No physics will ever be done on weather, just too much money.  I am happy to throw in the stinky towel and go with the flow.  This is clange in action.

Even hotter tomorrow.  Oh Great God Clange, bring on the dragonflies!

We'll have a very short summer, followed by extreme winter.  This is the Will of Clange!

ps building our temples of windmills has not been in vain.  The dragonflies, avatars of the God, have appeared at the cottage.  They are scooping up the blackflies, two already.  Yeah!