Freezing the Heart of Texas

 I am officially calling an A8 Arctic spill coming down on us.  This has an 80% chance of freezing the heart of Texas.  I'm thinking of all sorts of new words for the old campfire song.

This has all three of the only properties I can use.  Walks like a duck, etc.  

An A8 is my version of the Richter Magnitude, which is exponential in terms of energy released.  This level can scour Texas and clear the Caribbean.  I knock it down to 80% because there are new mechanisms, which add to the uncertainty.

Remember our big snowstorm?  This is it, and again.  Enjoy the peace and solitude of the US natgas traders, as they sip drinks by the pool.  

If I wanted to cover my rear, then I would say it can be 'more confirmed' in the morning, but what the heck?  I am happy to be a bit more assertive, because nobody reads me.  

ps the winds are already an express train to Texas.  I just have to check the temperatures in the morning.

No Trump Nowhere

 

After the first eppie release showed Trump all over the place, we get 3 million files without a single mention of him.  No redaction, if trump is mentioned, throw it out.

As with all tin-pot dictators, they should have allowed 10%.  Just like these guys always win elections by 90%.  It is bad optics to go to 100%.  So these poor schnooks who can't redact a girl's face, have a major quality and intelligence problem.  Should have at least put in a picture with him and the old men, no girls.  Then, he has an excuse why he was on the plane 8 times.  "Cheap transport", he could say.

If all the good stuff is thrown out, then nothing can be done.  Keep being like Australia, and try to blow a fuse.

Eppie shows no brains, so I suspect it was Trump who might have 'unintentionally' goaded him.  But, this is all behind us.

Nothing Happening

 We are now in the new phase of magic.  I am waiting for the weather people to conjure heat energy from nothing,  It will be quite a show.

You can see that US is warming from stagnant conditions.  

The Arctic is testing me with completely new mechanics.  Since there are no measurements, and I can't understand it, I'll go with magic.  

I sit here totally flummoxed.  Enjoy the new winter.

ps If I weren't totally star-struck with the magic, I would say the Arctic is in recharge, as is about to shoot a very cold cannon blast at us.

ps they have to go against the biggest law in physics - You can't make something from nothing.  This can be done by 'Slipping Semantics', like they do for Polar Vortex.  Every day, it's a different meaning.

ps natgas is as peaceful as the empty eppie files

ps so, at the very earliest stage, we have an A8 spill coming down.  However, with the new unknown mechanism, we tend to have the arc of an A8 with no kinetic energy.  I'm not calling it until I see it crushing the stagnant Pacific air.