Scientists abandon old definition of El Nino

 

Climate change will always be with us, because the change the definition.  That's the same as 'the poor will always be with us, even though they have chips, tv, and internet'.  We love sliding definitions.

The original band is extremely cold.

This is Nino 3.4.  Now, they will have a huge zone, and look!  It's warmer!  I can't wait for more of these great scientific accomplishments.

ps this is all translated as "None of our old patterns work anymore, so lets make new ones without telling anybody".

Texas is No Longer Evil

 I am no longer calling upon the Gods of Cold to rain havoc on Texas.  Anyway, it's getting along to Spring.

This is an illegal interview by Colbert.  Neat.  The King of Hate is worried about this.  Amazing.

Ok, that's Texas.  But the UK now.....

ps since summer is coming along, I may buy bbq sauce.

Lefties call on Carney to step his foot into it

 

I think this is their last hurrah.  Can they sink Canada any further into the economic hole of sh*t?  All for 'social justice' which earns you 2 cents on the warmie exchange.