Trump makes good money talking to his sock puppet

 

I'm sorry, but this used to be mind blowing corruption.  Now, it's just an every day thing for the US.  I believe his bank account is up to over 100 billion by now.  The man knows how to make money!

So, oil goes way up.  "I'm talking to my sock puppet, Mr Iran"  And the price goes down.  The amazing thing is that everybody believed him!  If I had known about this in advance, I'd have gone the other way and lost my shirt.  His crony network made a good advance bet, nothing inside at all!

All these old anti-corruption organizations are old-school.  We have total corruption as every day business.  And no need to pay tax on corruption, because the never pay tax anyway!  Nobody gets hurt, because the lefty opposition thinks money grows on trees.  I expect the stock market to go up on this news of new massive corruption.

Everyday corruption saves us from being nuked.  No parties with naked little girls if everything is fried.  Poots knows this, they all do.  The top Iranians are good with money in Panama.  It's all good.

The Law Comes After the Scientific Method and Physics

 

And this is why I'm always making fun of the UK.  The religion wants to execute the heretics.  I can't argue with them.

One complaint was about comments from a Talk guest who said in November that climate change “was a deliberate effort to create fake anxiety … out of something that is false”.

Who would say such a thing?  Why can't they make lots of money out of anxiety?  Anxiety is real.  I hope they get those people and stretch them on the rack.

ps not just the UK, I can make fun of lefty paradises like BC and QC.  

This is adding injury to insult!  Make the climate lefties work on oil pipelines?  Oh, the agony!

And this is why we can't have nice things

 

And in a massive blow to the Canadian Economy, phoney outrage demands that everybody be a tv actor, and speak all languages.

And this wasn't his dang fault!  Who parks a firetruck on the active runway?  Yes, for the sake of the loonies, we should fire this guy, and put in a good actor.  I think Trump will do after he's finished siphoning billions of dollars our of the economy.  He would have a good excuse on why there's no French.

ps this is a demand that everybody should be an influencer.  They 'drip' with sincerity and sound totally competent.  Influencers should control the world  .. wait, they do!