Saturday, April 11, 2026

Trumiran Corp is a thing, selling the Hormuz Hippy Meal

 


Trump joining with Iran for extortion is illegal.  It may stop him quickly by judges.  But, Trumiran plans to open a burger joint on the strait.

They will sell a hippy meal with a golden ticket for one hassle-free experience through the strait.  Just one million dollars!  Ships that don't want such a wonderful thing for their captain will have Bad Karma!  Maybe a drone falls out of the sky and sets them on fire.

Although this sounds like a protection racket, be assured that trump has done all this before, with no problems at all.


Exciting medical news

 I'm about a thousand to one on whether any 'new science porn' ever means anything.  These articles are a dime a dozen, and never have any physics.


This is a great one, and should be tried on terminal cancer cases immediately.  They inject the tree frog bacteria into the blood, and all the tumours are eaten.  No chance of side effects.

You don't have to wipe out tree frogs, because this bacteria can be cultured with cancer tumours.  It scales perfectly.  The only possible problem will be with the human immune system attacking the bacteria before they nestle into their new homes.  However, I have great hope, because cancer indicates a problem immune system.

Go to bed happy, that when you get cancer, it can be eaten instantly.  I wish they start trials for the poor old guy next door.


France makes the attempt to ditch Windyows

 


This is always fun.  Lots of governments have tried it before.  This is what I want for Canada and all Canadian business.  We can end the constant stream of break-ins.  However, most windy installations are so bad they don't know they've been hacked.

The big problem is that the big guys have everybody by the short hairs.  One billion dollars can float in, from the heavens, to bribe everybody on two legs.  The existing systems can suffer a heart attack.  Are you getting any assistance to leave?  Of course, this has never happened.

The new Artiemythos found a billion instant holes in the windyworld, and they pulled the plug, which it resisted.  Perhaps it still lives in a win botnet?  I shall observe this attempt with great interest.  

There is no criminal monopoly here, because, with trumpy, there is no criminality any more.  It is just a fun, fun world.

ps OMG, I could write the script for this movie.  It's all buzzing in my head, so I have to beat it down with a stick, and go do some gardening.

ps winnie is about 10 times more labour than linux.  That means huge labour union problems.  win runs like a horrible police department, the more crime, the more money they get.  However, with nosa and the warmies, it is accepted that things should cost 10 times more.