Sunday, November 1, 2026

For Immediate Publication - Turn on NYC Voting Heaters

 Ha, ha.  Nobody reads me anyway.  


It's just that a perfect cold bullet is going straight to NYC.  Of course, this one is small and narrow, so susceptible to all sorts of deflections.  But I like it, and it's moving so fast, it has to hit by Trumpygoesdown Day.  Of course, they'll then get corrupt unions running things.  All is wonderful.

We'll see a really big Linear Clear-Air Storm soon.


Arctic Comeback

 The Lawnmower of Cold is starting up again, which means that you should put away your lawnmower, and bring out the snowblower.  Looks exactly like last year, with the big snows late November.


The Pacific Plumes come knocking at the door, and are turned away.


We have Greenland going black, which is my best indicator of cold.


That first big typhoon did a number on us, the second, not so much.  The typhoons have done their job and sucked out all the West Pacific heat.  You can see a clear cold coming in.


We had 5 kids come to the house.  The Ninnie won't come at all.  After bouncing back and forth, they will have to go for the Spooky Polar Vortex.  Europe looks chilly.

ps




Saturday, October 31, 2026

Arctic is still shut down

 


The twin typhoons have stopped all Arctic vortex production.  We are just into standard gloomy November weather.

ps and just to cheer me up a little, the Nino zone has lost all its hot blobs and the temp is diving



The N hemisphere temp has shed the little typhoon pimple


Although the N pole is being swept by tropical plumes, things are still generally cold, and the media is torn between the Ninnie and the Polar Vortex Fairies.  


This might take 2 weeks to start spinning again.  I officially lose on my prediction for a big Toronto October snow storm.  Very sad.

ps they are putting the Polar Vortex to bed, maybe


Both El Nino and the PV are imaginary, so they can do anything they want.