Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Time to grow our own cocaine

 


We can safely say that all shootings, all crime, etc, has drugs fuelling it.  When I say this, I always get nitpickers saying 'not all'.  They like to debate using 1 in a million exceptions.  All articles like this always make rare odds look common.

I learned from this article that you have to treat 50,000 employees like criminals, or give up.  They give up.  

We can grow Coca leaves under greenhouses.  That stuff has the strength of black tea.  A gentle drink might stop people from going too far.  We have deadly smuggled drugs because it is vital to concentrate everything to smuggle.

The other thing to plant is simple heroin poppy.  Again, as weak as maple water.  We get the 'elephant tranqs' stuff because of the needs of smuggling.  Go for the natural stuff!  Anyway, we can't get into any more trouble with trumpy.  He won't invade us because he's out of ammo.  And really, can he manipulate prices, by talking about Canada?

This is mostly a rightytighty stupidity.  Ask fordy about it.  However, the whole western world was tied up with climate change, while the Chinese made rare metals.  We continue to have our fun.

ps it's so much fun trying to legalize minor vices.  The fordys shout 'If we legalize this, then we'll have hundreds of sweenys marching down the streets poking out eyes with their florets.  Think of the children!"  Nothing ever happens.  Just annoying ads like gambling.

ps this all started with people getting a new druggie bag going to Saudy.  Instant Death!  No.  Through the airport we are talking about small bags, as opposed to shiploads coming in.  So much anxiety, and a massive economic impact if they were forced to cut this to zero.  No probabilities mentioned and the anxiety press love this.  And, use a brightly coloured tie-dye suitcase.  Not plain black.



How to cope with the 'Year Without Summer'

 Yes, this has happened before in history.  Always blamed on some mystical volcanic eruption in the tropics they can't find any trace of.  They can't think of simple ocean currents.

This is big trouble.  Not for you!  You can just keep out the long underwear.  I'm talking about the Warmie Industrial Complex, with a trillion dollars in play.  Corruption that overwhelms trumpy and his day-trading -  "What am I going to say today?'  Ok, buy that stock.

Deep inside the University of Lyme Disease, in the UK, that started this whole thing, they have a discussion.

"Ok, the Fish says no summer. What are we going to do?  We can't kill the fish, because he's the only one that warns us.'

'We can push the "Phoenix rising from the ashes' thing until Christmas.'  "Fine, what else?'

'Obviously, we have to redefine 'summer', as a day or two above freezing.'  'Great!'

'We go with 'No Summer is Extreme Weather' thing.  It's all Climate Change, and we install more windmills.  I like the cut from that.'

 'We stay in the headlines by pushing more stupid legislation in Europe.'

'Then we are into winter, and -40C is extreme weather again'

"Ok people, we are golden'

ps note that 'clange' was first 'global warming', and when there was no more warming, it is now defined as 'extreme weather' including very cold.  

ps I agree.  We now have 2 seasons - Winter - below freezing;  Summer - above freezing.


Ha! You had your summer!

 For those who blinked and missed it, we have another cold blob coming down.





For those of you covering your ears with this news, I shall shout.  No Dang Heat Energy!  The nice summer heat we had is being squeezed out.  The Arctic Basin Vortex is still active and pumping out a new cold blob.  US natgas is zooming up because people are freezing.

Don't worry, the warmies are so down on their knees that they are proclaiming "The Second Coming of Heat" in the form of the Great White El No-no, formed out of nothing.  This is like trumpy finding religion to get him out of the 10 buck gas situation.

All the great fantasies that keep the influencers in the dough, are meeting their physics end.  

ps I like this headline, but not in the way it was meant.


ps and I like this one


Beware of what you wish for - "Gee, I hope they bring back 'work from home'"