Let's plan for next year's HeatDay Festival

 I'm sure we'll get at least one day of heat next year.  It will be magnificent!  Everybody books off work.  We turn off all our air conditioning to be like the Europeans.  All the computers go off to give the giant AI data centres a break.

We have a parade with big signs that say "HeatDay would be impossible without Climate Change"

We have booths where people can get good pictures of them 'dying' in the heat.  Extra points for the most drama.  

Then we go back to freezing.

ps another great sign "All weather physics was done in 1850"

ps this is another great sign.  Note that they are all freezing.

Obviously, this is Climate Science.  Physics doesn't have any money.

Frozen

 Now, we are going through movies.  The Gulf Stream had the WizzyOz with its melting act, and now all of us in the north are in the Elsa movie.

Yes, Virginia, Santa has started up the Great Arctic Spin, and washed away all those nasty heatwaves that made so many nice pictures.  Our nights are back to 12C, and I better cut more firewood for the cottage.  

The Pacific blob is being worn away, and is finally dashing off to 'Where Elephants Go to Die', in the SE.  It was caught like a fish between two currents, poor thing.

The Arctic Ice Machine Vortex is spinning.

And the Pacific currents remain the same.  No El Ninny coming.

As we run out of heatwaves, all the forces of warmyness will go back to their rocks, ready to come out next summer for our one-day heatwave.  The one this summer was a doozy, and burned some of my tomatoes.  Next year, don't prune away the leaves until the Heatday is over.

With the Gulf Stream dead, we will finally have those unpronounceable Arctic islands encased in ice.  This is the first 'historic signal' of the Major Ice Cycle.  We only have history for the ending of the Cold Zone for North America.  Be ready for the 10 foot snow, Mr. Huntsville.

ps if you are Rich and Crazy in Singapore, buy me a coffee!

ps Ha Ha!

ps they don't have a clue

"Just stop burning forests." and the forest fire problem will be fixed

 

Do you know we've had forest fires since the beginning of time?  We've had droughts, as well.  The big difference right now is that we are getting cold winds from the Arctic pushing the smoke down on us.  In the old days we had Pacific westerly air.  

Same as the California fires.  They were whipped up by Arctic air.  Neat.

In a digression, the world cup restored my faith in why I hate world cup soccer.  They just diddle around for 2 hours and then pop into the net.