A a prelude to invasion, muskie starts buying up everyone. Everybody, just write on a piece of Tim Hortons napkin, the amount to buy you, and he'll cough up. He doesn't have a mega-boat like those other guys, so he has plenty to buy all the countries he wants.
He likes Canada, since a nephew had a class with him at Queens. I think that city is available for a few hundred million. I think he can buy us for 100 billion, and then we can have fun watching it all go down the drain, like twitter.
If he buys us up, then the invasion force will just be him, sitting on a cybertruck, waving a US flag. I'm waiting for my billion.
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