There is a predilection of warmies trying to invade cold countries in the middle of winter. We have Napoleon, Hitler, and now, Trump. Trump has followed the 'Book of Hitler' for all his life, and now wants to complete the journey. Much like my earthquake scenarios, this is a rational layout, and as such, will never come true.
Prelude to Invasion
Jan 20, 2025. We the Canadian people will not oppose your invasion, All our defense money went to Ukraine. Since 90% of Trumpies believe we all live in igloos, we will be handing out warm socks from our welcome igloos. The invaders always forget to bring warm socks.
We believe there is a safety issue of tank treads over pipelines, and screaming jets with the power lines. As such, we will start drills today, of shutting off all energy at the border. Everything will be at 40 below, same as Fahrenheit and Celsius. The oil pipelines will thicken up and we'll have to wait until Spring to get them going again. All the natgas pumps will freeze up, as well.
We've been sending cold blobs down to you, in good faith, to kill off your fire ants in Texas. As well as killing off all the ants in California. We will continue to do that.
Invasion
Jan 21, 2025 American tanks and fighter jets rolled into Canada today. Enterprising Canadians offered to thaw them out, for a modest fee. In other news, all of the US has run out of heating energy, and are burning the warm socks sent out by Canada, for heat.
ps not so fanciful now.
Before the invasion, we have to 'prepare' things for 25% energy export tax, and a 25% All US Imports tax, and the kicking out of any 'billionaire product', including windows, X, FB. We have to keep starlink, dang.
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