After trudy got lost in the biggest snowstorm of the decade, carn rose to leader.
Carny is smart. I like Doug as a war leader, but he has never shown any math abilities. Carnman is quoted:
This winter is ridiculous. Who the heck is going to believe that global warming makes us colder? Let's get some physics in on this. From now on, all government institutions have to follow the Scientific Method, where everything is measured, instead of just using influencers.
Thus began the Great Slaughter of Influencers. As the winter descended on the whole Northern Hemisphere, and the Thames froze, these people were thrown out into the snow, and all their phoney 'scientific' papers used to keep people warm.
Electric cars, wind mills, and solar cells were melted down to make Methanol fuel cell cars with super-capacitors. Rational leaders rose to the top, until they would be thrown down again, by lefty uprisings.
Thus began another Great Golden Era, but a tiny bit cold.
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