I will get this when I win the lottery. Probably something wrong with it, but I envision this with the usual base training social media crap. Then, I can fill it up with all my crap.
When I am gone, it will continue my legacy. I2 will say it will be sunny, and the kids go out and get soaked. I2 will comment on everything and say it has no physics. If asked for an explanation, it will come out with something nobody can understand.
This is fantastic! Who needs to write a memoir nobody will read, because nobody reads. We can chain them together to form the 'Old Grouch Network'. Everybody will want to consult it. This is history in the making, because it makes history.
ps. and fill it with all Dad jokes: I'm not saying that dress makes you look fat, but the fat's out of the bag! ha ha! And "You thought pulling that plug would get rid of me..."
ps and it will be installed here, where it will insult all the Japanese losers who fill it.
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