UK warm defences break, barbarians of cold come storming in

 The UK has been propped up by the slimmest of warm plumes.  This was used for the leftwinger headlines of genteel civilization.  

There is nothing more after this.  Our fine Austenites will have to put another log in the fireplace, and more heat for tea.

A howling freeze has hit the North and it will whistle through the houses of the lefty gentry who eat their own dogfood, and don't believe in cold.

I had to write this now, because things are changing so fast, and tomorrow never comes.

ps. like a tsunami, the third hit is the worst, so this is still funny, especially before it hits.