The Death of El Nino

 It is with great sorrow that the Warm Report announces the Death of El Nino.  The previous owner, Cold Fish, would have gloated, since he predicted everything, but he went bankrupt.  There is no money in cold.

A huge cold blob hit EN, and only a withered husk remains.  This is a video of the moment of death.

And here is a close-up of the body.

But, to us, EN is not dead.  Just like we only remember Young Elvis, and not Fat Elvis, we remember Strong EN, and not Withered EN.  Even now, millions of media articles are being written by AI extolling the virtue of Strong EN, and how we will have a mild winter.

The above pictures will not be acknowledged by the 'Two N's' nosa and nooa, because they are running out of money, just like the US Military.  Strong EN remains in our hearts and minds, and that is enough reality for all the world.

Soon the withered husk will be blown away by the cold.  It was never more than a few inches deep anyway, and only existed because they used a baseline with the temperature of the surface of Pluto.  Here, those of us in the Warm Report only look for warmth, and we will have to leave Withered EN.  

The North is all going to 60 below, and we have hope there is a warm spot somewhere in the world.  We are still waiting for the new ocean current report, but the ocean currents never aligned with Strong EN.

ps. the media is still finding warmth for money.  The Warm Report hopes for the same.  The money will set you free!  

pps.  Whew!  We found warmth!  The world surface temp goes up and down like a toilet seat and, thank goodness, has no energy, nor momentum.  It is going up.