Really? I had two phones go like this, and after they melt, you can't tell I hit them with a 10 pound hammer. No headlines for me.
These have all the power of the 'Burning Schoolhouse' fireworks of yesteryear. Probably leftied out these days. My kids used to make paper cutouts of their teachers to put into it, to stick out the windows, screaming for help. Not politically correct.
Every high school science class should demonstrate this, and how to operate one of those little spray fire extinguishers you get at Costco. Doesn't need anything more. Did this person charge the phone in their bed? Were they asleep? Do they smoke in bed?
Really, this is a million to one odds. However, over a city, my fire buddy tells me this is an every day event. Smoking in bed used to be 10 times worse.
Everybody should go outside, use the 10 pound hammer, and scream phoney outrage on X. Maybe the media will pick it up.
ps I got a letter! From Chumpchange
Dear Phoneblowerupper, I want to make a campaign about this, and earn lots of money through my phoney charity. How do I do it?
Dear Chumpchange, it's easy. Get Artie slop to make a poster with a sweenygirl in bed (sex sells!). Have her looking as sleepy-eyed as a sweeny with a plugged in phone, and a candle magically balancing on the pillow beside her. Go with with sexy title "You wouldn't take a lit candle to bed, would you?" implying she would take anybody to bed.
Go to the scene with under-aged high school girls doing the phone experiment. Use the 10 pound hammer with a 50 pound tap, so just the upper rim hits the phone with a nice smile imprint. Glass-back are the best! Have them all screaming when it blows, and have the sensible girl spray it with a fire extinguisher, while rolling her eyes. This is fine high school drama film making at its best.
Form a company and sell it to dozy cities that order paper-weight lrts, and balloon water mains. Skim off the profits and put them in Qatar, where trumpy hides his money. It's all good!
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