All of the US to shut down -- who cares about tariffs?

 

… And now, the end is near

And so I face the final curtain

My friend, I'll say it clear

I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full

I traveled each and every highway

And more, much more than this

I did it my way

ps It didn't happen.  trumples was the moderate one.  muskie goes down in flames, by saying his is only comic relief.