Wednesday, August 10, 2022

Newton is badly beaten up by dancetick thugs, says we'll get so hot that gravity gives up

 


Well, that's it for poor old Newton.  All this time, I was pushing him against mobthink, and now he has caved.

By 2030, we will have no gravity.  Glue everything down.  Get into magnetic boots before everyone else does.  Forget playing billiards.


2 comments:

Neil T said...

Err...Thought the sun had gravity and i think it's a bit toasty there. Am i missing sonething? Currently 38c in north Spain and I do feel floaty, but that might be the wine's fault.

Harold Asmis said...

He would say anything under coercion.