Ever see these horses going through traffic, hauling the fat tourists? It's the same as donkeys on the Greek islands, american tourists are getting fatter and fatter. Two seats on the airplane!
I can't stand the thought of it! Where is Pam?
However, I have a solution - The Geofish Phoney Electric Car Company. We'll make modern versions of antique electric cars, put in a tesla battery, 4 wheel drive, and watch it take Montreal traffic.
There it is, 0-60 in 8.4 seconds on 'Ridiculous Mode'. Takes any degree of fatness. Might even show Doug Ford a good time. :) No unemployment with sending the horsies out to pasture.