Friday, May 5, 2023

Nothing left to report

 Spring is here and I'm working in the garden, and getting ready for the cottage.  There is nothing to report, but some obvious predictions.  They all run at 80%, so most of them should be right.

Noaa will never admit their math errors, and might not even know they exist.  The math errors will increase in amount and severity.

The much-anticipated El Nino will never come.  There is no physics for it, and I can already see they are forecasting a later and later appearance.

We'll have a short and very hot summer, like the 50's and the 80's.  Every heatwave will be blamed on climate change.

Australia will be off the news forever, because of the endless rain.

Snow will now start end of October to end of April.  

The UK will have a 'Little Ice Age' moment as the continuous Arctic spill that hit Siberia this year will move on to be straight over UK all winter.  It will be continuous snow and -20C.  

For now, let us all enjoy the summer!

ps.  forgot one.

Ozone Hole - this year the biggest hole was over the Siberian Spill.  A hole is 100% associated with temperature.  Nobody will be sunbathing under a hole.  However, we won't hear anything about any of that because there is so much muck associated with it.


Anonymous said...

You really don't want physics and geophysics complicating clange. It could get messy.

Harold Asmis said...

That one is weird.