Ocean temperatures going wild

WARNING - SATIRE BUMPS AHEAD!

 The world cannot believe how hot it is getting.  The ocean temperatures are going wild.

This chart must go on the front page of every newspaper!  We are so hot, hot, hot.

In light of this evidence, we must alter all the other charts.

This chart of the ocean temperatures is clearly wrong!  It shows absolutely nothing changing!  All the oceans are cold.  Perhaps all the heat is hiding under a continent?  Or, the hot water has found a way to go underwater, like a submarine.  That has been proposed many times.

This ice chart has caused problems before, and now, it is acting up again.  It has made quite a bold advance against other years.  We have quite a peak ice volume, but the UK can tell you the cold isn't real.  Only the tabloids are making up stories about the cold.  Who believes them?

You don't see those headlines on the CBC!  Next, it will be aliens causing the cold.

ps - Yeah!  This is being carried everywhere!  The world must know of this chart disaster. 

ps - Definitions

True Believer Chart - Any chart that once was a Denier Chart, but now is being splashed all over the media.

Denier Chart - Any chart that once was a True Believer Chart but shows things getting cold - must be ghosted.

True Believer Heat Wave - Any warm spell, no mater how insignificant, that makes a good picture.

Denier Cold Spell - Must be ghosted.

pps - Denier Dance - Grand old Duke of York - and when they were, they were up, and when they were down, they were down, and when they were only half-way, they were neither up nor down....