There it is, just off Ecuador. It is the hottest ocean water in the world. It is so hot, it is off the charts. Fish must be dying by the droves. The Water Volcano is driving up the world charts.
The water volcano is driving up the world charts to unheard of levels. NOAA has not reported on this, but it is so important that they have touted the charts as significant. It is spreading and soon, will take over the entire ocean.
The mechanism of this is the pent-up heat of the missing El Nino. Just the cold water of La Nina has caused an imbalance, and hot water is gushing up from the heat reserves of the deep ocean, so eloquently described in many reports. You can see that the Galapagos Islands will soon be consumed by the water volcano.
It's a travesty that this has not been reported on. Where are the Guardian reporters? Have they been detained by the invidious oil companies not giving them jet fuel? We need to know.
ps. an authoritative AI has written a blurb for this, suitable for publication
A Class 5 Water Volcano has appeared in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Ecuador. It is the largest known water volcano to ever appear. It has been named Titanus, after the ancient Greek God of the spa. No fish or animals can live with this heat, and they are evacuating, courtesy of the world's navies, who must also be careful of the hot water, which can melt steel.
This hot water comes from the deep Upper Mantle of the Ocean, which has been storing up all the heat from Climate Change. It has reached its limit and now there is disaster for the world. 1.5degC is now a day-dream, this will bump the world temperatures up 100 degrees or more. All citizens are advised to start digging holes to survive this.
pps. This is actually worse than what the AI says. This is an Undeclared Math Error in a subject riddled with math errors. if one UME exists, how about all the others? Are we soon to be hit by huge meteorites who will wipe out our dinosaurs? Very serious.
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