Actually, a record in the opposite direction.
But today, I wish to announce a great milestone in the reverse melting of the Arctic.
The black line has hit 2015, and will soon overtake 2018, the current modern record. The Arctic temps are cold, and the line will continue flat and make a later turn than the earlier records. It should hit well into the 2000 band. Next year will go over the band.
This reverse melting will cost us trillions in extra snow shoveling on our driveways. Women should not have children for fear of slipping on the ice.
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