Oooh, somebody is going to get a dang FLIPPERZERO for Christmas, or maybe tomorrow. I mastered Unix, then Linux, and made raspi earthquake sensors. I did that horrible video camera stuff.
Now, what I am going to do today? Take over the world. Don't worry, dear reader or two, I have never finished anything. My brain gets over the big challenge, and then it's all downhill, and my brain says 'Anybody could do that -- meh'
But FLIPPER - freaking - ZERO, I can be relevant again. I couldn't stand all that AI stuff, just a trick, but this is HOT HOT HOT. Garage door opening? Put it on my drone, and open the whole city! And those nasty EV cars? Program them with the voice of a demented parrot -- Ha!
I can get those weather balloons to tell the real story. You can mount it with a big steel structure, and take down the Space Shuttle - - oops that blew up ages ago. Never mind my senility, I'm super-cool and popular! My influencer show starts in a week - maybe.
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