Like the cat parasite causes old ladies to become cat hoarders, the cronyvirus causes people to spread it more. Thousands jam into Costco lines, and thousands line up for masks that don't work. I'm just over bronchitis and I don't want to go into a store with my horrible clearing cough. Yuck!
I like the SNL #trumpslump Everybody I know is talking about it, which just means me with my many voices in my head.
ps. it's all over the US and they aren't testing, since white rich people aren't getting it yet. :) trumps should stop all interstate travel.