Yeah, the monthly satellite temperatures are in. These were loved by the warmies when the temps were rising, but now they are ignored. However, good news for the warmies, and they can put this chart on the Guardian again -- Global Temperatures Are Up!
We have global warming again! But wait, why does it feel so cold? Is there a problem here?
Yes, the northern mid-latitudes (us suckers) are down, and it's Spring!
The Southern Mids are way up, and they are going into winter.
As the ocean currents show, they are stealing our heat! The North Pole is dropping, but that's because it had so much heat earlier.
So, we now have our reason for Major Ice Advances, and the various ice age cycles, like what we are going into right now. All the heat takes a vacation down South. Our heat flow sloshes up and down like a drunken sailor.
ps. Yeah, we actually get to live Game of Thrones!