Monday, March 31, 2008

Earthquake signs save lives

Ha! San Bozodino has great faith in their signs: "If there's an earthquake, this building will kill you. Now, come in and enjoy 50% savings!"

Nothing to worry about, the next earthquake will clean out these buildings anyway....

3M fun ended

I've had *way* too much fun with this. They are sending me my replacement strips. Even if they still don't work, it won't be fun to raise this again. I mean, that would be just *pitiful*!

$100K list is out!

Oh joyful day! The wonderful $100K list is now out! Of course, with inflation and everything, absolutely everybody in OPG is now on the list.

Wasn't like that when it first came out. We poured over it, like finding Santa's naughty list! We were stunned when people who we thought were completely useless, ended up on the list. They had gotten overtime for doing nothing! We found so much phony overtime, it was unbelievable. Of course, the next minute, management put in a complete ban on embarrassing overtime, which probably lasted -- a minute!

I wonder if other people had as much fun as we did.