Trump restarts the war

 We continue with the trumpthings changing every minute.  Insanity is a bitch.  Right now, he's back to something that makes sense - the Ukrainian Method.  That is, light up oil ships in port.  

Basically, he can use his handful of tomahawks to pop a ship.  It just burns and sinks in port.  No need to clog up the strait.  No crap about 'civilian targets'.  There are no civilian targets in Iran.  Wait until the wind blows the smoke unto land.

No ships will go into the strait anyway.  This great system just doubles the price of gasoline for the Texas supporters.  They will forgive him.  All is good.

ps has changed his mind again and will pop Iranian ships in the channel, which is only 60m deep.  The partially sunken ships will stick out like geoducks in the mud.