Saturday, April 11, 2026

Trumiran Corp is a thing, selling the Hormuz Hippy Meal

 


Trump joining with Iran for extortion is illegal.  It may stop him quickly by judges.  But, Trumiran plans to open a burger joint on the strait.

They will sell a hippy meal with a golden ticket for one hassle-free experience through the strait.  Just one million dollars!  Ships that don't want such a wonderful thing for their captain will have Bad Karma!  Maybe a drone falls out of the sky and sets them on fire.

Although this sounds like a protection racket, be assured that trump has done all this before, with no problems at all.


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