Trump joining with Iran for extortion is illegal. It may stop him quickly by judges. But, Trumiran plans to open a burger joint on the strait.
They will sell a hippy meal with a golden ticket for one hassle-free experience through the strait. Just one million dollars! Ships that don't want such a wonderful thing for their captain will have Bad Karma! Maybe a drone falls out of the sky and sets them on fire.
Although this sounds like a protection racket, be assured that trump has done all this before, with no problems at all.

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