Media creates more anxiety about anxiety

 I call them 'Merchants of Anxiety'.  

Number one is the guard.  They must create anxiety to live.  

Of course, we have this.

Luckily, a new study confirms that my cannabis oil is the cure.

The study is all into 'pure cbd', but I found that pure cbd oil does nothing.  You need that raw oil with all the extras, and a fair hunk of thc.

So, all you poor woke people.  You've been played for money.  Chillax with the good stuff, stay away from the Scotch, and know that everything has to be cycles or you wouldn't be here to get ulcers.

ps.  here is my art of the day, showing the woke media becoming extinct because none of their readers will have children.