Suzukiism

We are most privileged to witness the rise of a new political force, following Capitalism, Communism, Marxism, Maoism, etc.

The leader lives right here in Canada, and he is sufficiently old, and bearded to play the part. We will all rise up and jail the politicians! We will throw out the old economic textbooks, and write new ones based on Suzukiism!

Young people, throw down your iPods! They are a product of economics, which will destroy us all! Let's take 'Limits to Growth' (1972) out of the garbage can, and back on the shelf! Although they predicted we'd all be dead by now, maybe they were only off a few decades.

I'm looking forward to the imminent publication of "The Suzukiist Manifesto". It will be required reading in our new world.