Sunday, February 10, 2008

Montreal stand-up routine

I'm back from a Montreal water polo trip, and boy, is that a different city from Toronto! First off, if you're an engineer, DON'T LOOK AT THE BRIDGES! I tell ya, they have a different sense of safety there. I think it comes from Gallic shrugs, and chain smoking. I can see it now, if another bridge fell down, there would be Rene Levesque smoking away and shrugging his shoulders!

Boy, do they get snow there, and there's absolutely no room for it! Try to park when half the lot is a ski mountain with lifts!

But the way back was the best, we started at Montreal at 0 degC, and by the time we got to Toronto it was -14! Go figure!


Anonymous said...

In Montreal the dashed lines on the road are considered centerlines.

Harold Asmis said...

When the lines are there!