El Nino is fashionably late

 

Yeah, from 95% in September to 95% in January.  Then 95% in March.  Does nobody question this?

El Nino is not defined by physics, but I have defined the mechanism.  Nothing is happening.

ps.  All the way back, I was watching the local tv whipping up the frenchy-commies.  Revolution is coming.  They want to kill the rich, and take their land.  maybe.  I'm not very good with french.

pps. not one paying tourist.  All those fancy sea-hut hotels are empty.  We think they should cut down the $4K price.