I'm sure we'll get at least one day of heat next year. It will be magnificent! Everybody books off work. We turn off all our air conditioning to be like the Europeans. All the computers go off to give the giant AI data centres a break.
We have a parade with big signs that say "HeatDay would be impossible without Climate Change"
We have booths where people can get good pictures of them 'dying' in the heat. Extra points for the most drama.
Then we go back to freezing.
ps another great sign "All weather physics was done in 1850"
ps this is another great sign. Note that they are all freezing.
Obviously, this is Climate Science. Physics doesn't have any money.
ps my vision of the future is all the self-defined climate scientists gathering around the fire barrel, freezing to death.
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