Saturday, October 22, 2022

How to plan an invasion

 Musky and Poots.


First plan to go at the worst time ever.  Overpay just before a big recession, or go when the mud is up to your armpits.  Both the same.

Announce to everybody that you are going to invade and tell them it will 'scorched earth' by killing everybody.

Listen to the wacky generals on how easy it will be (joey rogaine).

Launch tanks into the mud.

This always goes well.


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

easier to simply fire the enemy ! no war just a bunch of snowflakes crying into their latte in their homeless camp safe spaces

Harold Asmis said...

You have to invade first, then kill everybody (or fire, same thing in the states with no health care)

Anonymous said...

corp takeovers are not invasions. us has better health care than we do. we die waiting.

Harold Asmis said...

Yeah, my joke fell flat. Plop on the floor! I was just thinking of thousands of people fleeing in terror with both things.