Wednesday, March 2, 2022

Ukraine to get lots of weapons -- but too late

 Everybody was terrified to ship weapons to Ukraine, they thought Poots would kill them, and all media outlets got his monthly checks.  Now, they are making a big lip-flapping show of it.  The checks have dried up.

I was a bit worried about nuclear war, but now everything is clear.  Poots just wants all Russians to enjoy a starvation diet of beets and vodka, and a life expectancy of 30.  He can't do that if the Ukrainians are having a party.

So, all he has to do is dig in, and reduce Ukraine to a life like all Russians.  The people are happy, since they are alive.  They won't cause any trouble, like wanting hamburgers.  Poots is probably dying, and needs to establish a legacy.  The king's children can keep people happy by maybe slipping in a Soviet burger of sawdust.  

Sucks for Ukraine, but they never had a chance.  We now have a relative connection to Ukraine, so I'm expecting a house full of family refugees.  The kids will be amazing Canadians.  Looking forward to it.

ps.  the old Sovunion was brought down by the lack of toilet paper and empty shelves in shops.  There are no more shops.  None of those unrealized expectations -- very dangerous.  Ukraine must join this happy family, all the trouble-makers can go to Canada.

pps.  as soon as I use real words like 'Ukraine', I get an instant mass audience from search engines.  My invisibilty switch is actually mungling the words.  I'd go back to that if I thought Poots-zombies could kill me, but they are starving.

more:  Poots will retire to die in stolen comfort.  The new king will say -- sorry that dad was a little rough, but I'll throw you a fish.  Germany will relax go back to being addicted on rus-gas.  They will enjoy windmills powering musky cars.  Such a happy life.



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