So, worried that all the ice caps of the world will melt in time for Christmas? Fear not, the polar ice has come to rescue us.
The Antarctic has been colder than ever, with a huge ozone hole.
This shows the ice extent is way over the average. Many studies have shown that there has been a general increase in the past 40 years.
But today marks 'Arctic Cross-Over Day' when the total ice volume is not the lowest any more.
It's going to increase and become the top, just so we can be happy. The happiest people will be the UK, because now they can have outdoor skating rinks. Ice for everyone!
ps. I just love this headline
The year after will be the seventh warmest, etc.
|And that's that|