Of all the coming groupthink busts, this one is the biggest party. Selling useless stock for $75B, puts up the value to 2 trillion. He lives in his drug-addled head, but can put on a good show.
The big rocket flies like a pig, so he threw in Artie, just to join crowd. Total genius! At your next party you can brag about this investment, the second coming of El Nino, and how windmills are the future. You can probably get that leftie college girl, if you have a Texla car. All is good.

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