Friday, May 1, 2026

Trump leaves the Sane Plane

 



This is no news whatsoever.  I just find it amazing that trumpy can go totally ga-ga and everybody listens to him like he is God.  Now, Iran is filling wheelbarrows with money to buy a hotdog, and the world cuts down the price of oil, in happy expectation.

Now, trumpy knows that he has no power to impose tariffs, and is fighting paying them back, so he imposes new tariffs.  Amazing.  But the big thing is that Iran presents the peace plan, and we know he will say:  "Crawl on your knees and worship me as  your God, send women."  They all decide to to dump every mine they have in the strait.  

With this an absolute certainty, why is the price of oil dipping on happiness?  Who knows.

Anyway, this is fun.  We can only hope that this is the 70's again with doubled gasoline, and extreme cold.  The worst is no gas and extreme cold.  California is processing all oil into jet fuel, and no gas.  Will all the refineries do the same?


Ha, ha, they'll get their wish, no oil for nobody.



False El Nino Officially Declared

 They are saying El Nino is here, and Super El No-no by the summer.  


I knew that with all this cold, they had an itchy trigger finger.

The declaration is coming from the old Nino zone, and the fact it is zooming up.


Wow, you can't argue about that!

The Great Heating Event of 2024 was totally missed by the weather people, and only declared after the fact, hiding in passing references.  That's because it slashed down from the Heart of Warmness, and missed the old Nino zone entirely.


You can see the hot lump of that event heading for the South Pole.  One of the micro heating events that followed, created a lump you can barely see, is entering the old Nino zone.  The Nino zone was expanded to include nearly all the tropics, so they wouldn't miss it again.

Now, here's the kicker, the tropics have no great temperature (air).


That's compared to 2024, which had the effect of a Super Ellie.  The fun of all this, is that ocean currents have shifted and there is no Ellie, and Lala events any more.  However, they keep trying to squeeze blood out of a stone.  Nobody cares!  And all their money is going to heating fuel.

ps I think they now have it set up so that the tremendous heat of the stagnant summer can be attributed to Ellie, which somehow proves clange.


May Day - Cold!

 I soooo wanted to declare "The Cold is Dead" - Ding dong!  But no.


We are still in a good drift of cold.  A snowstorm can only come if there is Gulf air to fight, but that air has run away.


Still coming down on Europe.


Alaska has a black cat walking over it.


And the US is as cold as trumpy's stare on the new passport.  


Stagnant air is in the West.  They can whoop for joy that they have warmth, but the 300 year drought is just stagnant, clear air.  

ps talking to the neighbour, I realize that nobody cares about the biggest quackery of the new century.  Trumpy has turned everybody from Angry Old Man, to Suicidal Man.  The next attempt on him will be a drop from 10 storeys. 

ps the big slogan of the US mid-terms will be 86 THE BUM, which is the original useage.