Saturday, August 12, 2023

Fish gives up: Elvis Nino is alive and working at a Walmart in Memphis

 


There are a million maps and charts to choose from, and you can prove that aliens are beaming heat rays at us.  All these people, invested in the climate doomerism, can pick and choose anything.


The article chooses this picture.  That water is extremely cold, but not brutally cold as in the baseline.  I give up and will not dispute that Elvis Nino is alive.  The tikertockers outnumber me a billion to one, and they must be right.

With Elvis Nino singing the blues, we'll have a very warm winter and a scorching summer, defined by a few heatwaves somewhere in the world.  We shall continue to build windmills and carbon extraction plants, and the gods of global warming shall rake in the big bucks, and fly in their private jets.  They deserve it.

I'm getting out of this whole climate thing, and hope that something else comes along.  Future topics:

-the end of stores.  People are loading up dump trucks in front of the stores.  Although 99 out of 100 beatings by high school drop-out security guards are legitimate, that 1% will make the doomer leftwinger news.  Every time you go into a store, you will fear that they will jump you with their rubber hoses.

-earthquakes.  Absolutely nothing going on, but one day ....

-nuclear power.  The fun of absolute stupidity. 

-sea level - some places it rises tremendously, some places it goes down.  We will all be underwater. 


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