All Canadian tourists to the US to be thrown in jail and beaten, before letting them in

 

They won't even bother to look at the social media.  Every Canadian stores a thousand tumpy jokes.  It's our only amusement on cold, snowy nights.  Kimmel is our hero.  

ps and you only get let out if you publish "Donald Trump deserves every piece of Peace Tin thrown at him"

ps  and if all tourists are going to be officially beaten with stick, how many will show up for soccer?