Sunday, June 8, 2025

Trump Invades California

 


Yeah, he'll be too busy to invade Canada!  Will California send drones to Washington?  Operation Spidey-Web.

The National Guard is all surfer-dudes.  He needs the regular army with all black-dudes.  We'll soon have pictures of a Mexican standing in front of the tanks in Los Angeles square.  "Dude, get out of the way!"

Clear out all the Mexicans!  Watch the gardens of the rich and famous die.  Seal the borders and dry up the cocaine supply.  We're hitting A-listers now, not the C-listers of those big fires earlier.  When the tanks chew up the roads, no Mexicans to fix the potholes.  I can only stay here and laugh, not going to visit the relatives in California anytime soon.

ps we are now going to see a movie, starring Hankieman, "Trump, the Early Years" with the famous M. Thachie crotch-grabbing incident.

ps and think you have any civil rights, California?


ps  Good old Civil War.  They will invade Musk next.





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