When you buy the wife a new Pixel pro xl, she will love it, and leave you alone while she plays her games. You get a big store bonus, and you can buy a Pixel watch 3.
Win win all around. The watch is amazing. I got the large version for my poor eyes. I haven't worn a watch for 20 years, and it's why I miss all my dental appointments. Dang. I got this for the constant reminders I need to get to the dentist, or they are going to hammer me.
I also has a 'drop dead' feature, which is the best for old guys because they can pick up your body and put in in a sack. The feature is called 'Google Body Bag', and it is worth it. (Just kidding!).
It will also track my non-exercise, and various other things that I will ignore. Can it locate the nearest bottle of Scotch? Who knows? When I am out wandering, it can locate me, even if I don't want it to. Honestly, what's alzies good for?
Can't wait to try more things, like sleep.
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