Yeah, the silly season for globby warming is over! Everybody is freezing to death.
Bookies have slashed the odds! Might still be a good bet. :)
All around it's -18c, which is the magic point for freezing saltwater.
Look at that ski-jump forming on the current curve! The second-derivative on the curve is unprecedented. Yeah!
The warmies are quiet. Normally, I would expect more stories on how the jet stream is attacking us again. Maybe they'll just huddle under their blankets until next July.
ps. Future Headline: Today, It Was Too Cold for Weekly Extinction Rebellion March. Many still recovering from last week's frostbite.