Niagara Tunnel Stops Reporting Again

It's been 17 days since the last vague report that they may have started moving, with conditions worse than ever. No report on their daily progress. Now, the dying media would take this non-report, and not report it

Technology Digression: The bankrupt newspapers are pinning all their hopes on today's apple show! I've got news for them. These apple fans don't read! They just buzz around talking on their iphones, while wearing dark clothes and crossing Toronto streets! (a lot of them dead recently). There must be a limit! They can't text, listen to music, watch the latest video, talk away, figure out the next club they go to (gps), cross the street, and read a book at the same time! Or can they?

But I digress. Apple readers would not be interested in this tunnel story of no progress. But I am! I'll make things up! Maybe they had another tunnel failure? Maybe the overbreak has reached the surface, and they swallowed Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum? I can think of all sorts of things....