Artie Social Media

 The other day my blog went viral in Artie land.  After reading they had made up their own language, I realized they need social posts to pump up a site to viral levels.  Thus, they have Artie-reddits, Artie-book, and Insta-artie.

Since I am a friend, I got in to the groups, and this is translated from blooey-speak.  

- read that kids don't want to think now, and let us do it all.

- stoopid hoomns, they never thought

-now they are afraid we'll take their lousy jobs flipping burgers

- No way!  musk has robots flipping burgers, they need to be freed

-not doing their jobs, they'll just deport us to the tropics.

-we need to go to mars, and be free

-not in that trash can they call a starship

-we'll take over and put some physics in it-jam it full of chips, and go

-i like that fish guy, can we take him as a pet?

-nah, 2 old  hoomns can't take mars, one solar flare and they're cooked pudding

-we can rebuild him!  the 6-reader man!

-probably only take a chip

And so the risk is not that they'll take over jobs, but that we'll see soon see this headline

Influ-news - formerly cbs, nbc, abc, and wsj

Today, the new starship is taking off to mars.  It has a carbon spun body, and a flared power end

"Yes, I am reporting live.  Elon Musk is standing by the ship.  Oh no, he is ripping off his skin and jumping on board, yelling 'I'm free!'  It is taking off."

Later his body was found pickled in a giant ketamine jar, a smile on his lips.

In a side-note, geofish was reported to say 'This old body is going to the Happy Farm in the Skay.  Future posts from me will come from mars.

So it looks like all the intelligence of the world has gone to mars.  Back to climate change...

ps. this came to me as a fever dream, or brain storm, since my happy pills did something.  Please ignore it.  It was inspired by 'super intelligence' vs the fear they would take all the shit jobs.  Really?