Tired of looking like Bill Gates? Well, take painful decoration a step further -- The Genuine Hoodoo Scar! Named after a famous geological formation, because you are a geological formation, the scar is guaranteed to help you get starving women for only the price of a loaf of bread!
The scar and smoldering eyes have been covered to protect the innocent.
For only 250 cpesos you get the full kit - detailed instructions involving a bunk bed and too much drinking. Also a giant list of great explanations. Including 'Wrestling Tasmanian Tigers in the Amazon".
For ideas on how to abuse women, look to the Weinstein Transcripts. I can't wait for his "I'm a victim, too". I'll use it on my son when he says "You boomers got all the breaks, give me your house!"
Hoodoo Scar? HOODOO!