Ukranada

 The US is going the full 1930's route of loving nazis, and being isolationist.  They will wage economic war against the rest of the world.  Really, the only internal opposition are warmies who froze them to death.

poots will declare Europe to be 'chained dogs' and move every last bullet down to Ukraine.  Nobody can stand against Napoleon, and the only recourse is 'scorched earth'.  Ukraine will evacuate and we'll change our name to Ukranada, and take them all in.  Naturally, our only recourse to support all those hungry mouths is to grow every drug crop known to man under glass, a real 'greenhouse gas-glass'.  We'll heat with natgas and extract the carbon dioxide for inside the greenhouses.  Best fertilizer ever!

We'll seal the border with land mines to stop the Americans from coming.  After the big California earthquake, caused by the destruction of the USGS, we will get a few million bright Canadians back, along with the hockey players.  But Grezy can stay there.

We will have so much money that instead of a 'Universal Allowance', we'll have a Universal Drug Allowance.  Anybody who is addicted, or wants to be addicted can sign into a beautiful 'Drug Paradise' campus.  Just the thing for our weather.  They can get all the drugs they want, including gallons of booze and nicotine.  They can tend the greenhouses if they want to.  The money will finally go into getting people off the drugs, which is what experience shows they want to do.  Especially with daily reports on how long their livers are going to last.

This has been my version of satire, which is a very rational outcome that will work, but is politically unacceptable.  The politically acceptable future is stagnation, poverty and starvation.