Early flight out for the kids today. Temperature at -15C. Car warmed up for 15 minutes, still felt like lead. Everybody in Toronto is really sick. We all hate everything American, including hate. Yeah, play the 'American Woman' song!
Airport departures was a real mess in the Canadian section. Only Canadians fly in the pitch black morning at 15 below. Everybody was super polite in dumping people fast. No honking, no one cutting in. Terrified that the car will explode with a fender-bender, and instant frozen death getting out of the car. Nobody packs the car with a full parka and heavy boots. We are all vulnerable here.
The American section was totally empty. We hate American hate now. Those trucker-pp-weenies have been frozen out. freland and carns are trying to out-nice each other for the leadership race -- you go first, no you go first -- sorry about winning!
Looks like we might hit merry-lego with this one. Maybe they use cheap natgas to heat the oranges. Who cares?
I'm going back to bed. Just found out from the kids that all the building codes in the states are going full electric, zero emission, no natgas allowed. Ha!
All in all, nice to be back, Canada.
ps. just going pure Aronia Berry now, tastes like black-black tea. Ten times the benefit of orange juices without the heart problems and diabetes. Ditch the American breakfast of orange juice, bacon and eggs, although they voted for eggs, and don't have any. Put a handful of dried berries in the pressure cooker and let it go for an hour.
ps. I feel your pain, Montreal.
ps. just hanging over my fresh-air machine. Feels so good. Time to get my full blast of cannabis. Feels good, too.
ps. if we followed my plan, I'd be having a nice coca tea right now, with a poppy-juice chaser.
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