Dear Fish, Mean old Suzie says that the Gatwick Drone doesn't exist. Say it isn't so.
--Virginia.
Dear Virginia, Of course Gattie exists. He exists in the hearts and minds of thousands of displaced passengers. If he didn't exist then why the mess?
Some people may say this was a perfect example of 'mass hysteria', that one person thought they saw a drone, and then hundreds saw it. It is our life without physics, everything exists in the mind. Note the severe response from the authorities. What a total embarrassment if he didn't exist? They have forced their collective minds to accept him.
And so, open your presents and enjoy a Merry Christmas. Perhaps you'll get a drone....
--Fish
ps. There's also a famous song "Gattie, the Christmas Dronie". Too many airplanes were flying. so, "Then one crowded Christmas Night, Santa came to say, Gattie with your light so bright, won't you stop the planes tonight"...
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