We are obviously doomed. Old Dougie better not cancel the cap and trade thingie. Besides the fact that we are now going into a northern ice age, there is the fact that the South Pole was totally removed from this last warming cycle.
But we all like a scare story, and this is it for today.
ps. drat, I thought I had a consensus with the rabid Guardian readers that we were into a 'short-term dip' in temperatures. They are now denying that. :(