I finally got the origins of the whole Global Warming thing. It started with two units of bureaucratic nasa. At the time nasa was big on Venus as the closest planet and they sent in probes that lasted two minutes and had orbiting satellites. The Men From Venus (mfv) were big then. There was also a very good Earth Space and Atmospheric Sciences section. They sent out x-planes and did measurements, as well as having a big experimental chamber.
So sad. Nasa ran into some hard times due to general bureaucratic incompetence. Killed a bunch of people. New Head looked for heads to chop. "No Money!" he screamed and totally wiped out Venus. "Never going there anyways. Off to Mars!". The mfv went to Earth in a big bus. The women went to Mars.
The two groups fought over no money. A Top Dog has to be the Big Frog, or he's nothing with no money. We know who won.
-- to be continued.