Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Job Ad - Head of CNSC


You are the head of a dynamic team of government regulators. You like challenges, and bowing down to the government of the day. You have no expertise in nuclear, and don't give a fig about it. You are able to bend over and grab the soap.

You will prepare your organization for the new nuclear era by getting rid of anyone who looks at you funny. You will have an ability to sit on the dunking tank, while maintaining the pretense of dignity. We are an equal opportunity employer.

Send your application to Gary Lunn, Minister of Whatever, care of the local Canadian Tire, or wherever he was last seen.

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