Antwerp attempts to break record for world's worst nuclear reactor
Composed of a giant stack of champagne glasses, those crafty Belgians are attempting to outdo Chalk River in terms of seismic unsuitability.
Says Dr. Schmoozer: "We don't have the seismicity or soft soil conditions of Chalk River, so we have to put in something extra. Just like AECL, we hope to justify continued operation, by saying that nothing has happened yet!"
Dr. Schmoozer also says that he will attempt to low-ball the price of medical isotopes, so that they can never turn it off. As well, there has been some attempt to castrate their local regulator.