Trumps offers 'Death of a Thousand Cuts'

 Anybody who canoe camps and portages through a swamp knows the feeling.

I swore not to say anything on all this right now.  So I won't.

ps and especially not saying anything about this.

They just make this stuff up as they go along.  Last week the PV was pushing the cold air, and this week it is collapsing and letting out the cold air, like the cattle fence failing.  OMG!  The cows are out!

At least they are giving up on warmth, and saying that we are going to have cold, because we all know that the Polar Vortex fairies are allergic to carbon.  So, all the cold is due to carbon dioxide, and any day now, we'll go back to warminess. 

ps they can never decide if the Polar Vortex is just something in the stratosphere, or a big cattle fence on the ground corralling the cold air.  People are perfectly happy to have two meanings for one thing.  Yeah.

Say good-bye to Winter

 Oh, you thought that was for you?  No, it's for me, since I am going way down south to the French Antilles, along with everybody and their dog.  Not my dog, I have the house filled with crazy country cousins come down to enjoy the big city.  They promise not to kill the dog.  What could go wrong?

For you poor shnooks left behind, we need strong Pacific plumes to blow away the Arctic blobs -- not happening.  Not a speck of heat energy anywhere for you, I'm hogging it all with the last of Atlantic heat.

That perfect storm will give Toronto sleet in the morning, nothing to slow down the plane in Canada.  But look at the winds behind it!  Pure North.  Killer Rabbit!  Run Away!  Ha!

The physics forecast is for a very cold April, and I really hope the ice is off the lake by the May long weekend.  Might not be.  blah.  Don't plant your tomatoes and cucumbers until the 1st of June.  Standard 1970 conditions apply.  Confident warmies can plant at the beginning of April.

ps if they don't feed the dog, she can eat them in their drunken stupor.  Cousins are a dime a dozen.

ps No Nickel for You!

ps phew!  starship is going to miss us.

Natgas suddenly spikes

 

Neat, it will hit 5 bucks in a minute.  Are they realizing there will be no gas from Canada?  Perhaps they know we will send them another Canada's Revenge.  

Perhaps they have even read me?  I doubt it.  The Arctic is brewing up another big blob, to hit in a week.  I won't be here!  ha, ha.  Right now we have the perfect storm in the mid-west with mountain, gulf and northern air meeting.