We can have our clipper and eat it, too

 Hard to come up with new titles.  The big A8 Arctic Spill has cut out the first clipper, but more air is coming over the mountains.

Unfortunately, this won't form a standard clipper because a new monster is tromping its way down.

You can just see it up there.  The Alaska flow has been cut off, and we're the only flow in town.

A new Accumulation Vortex has started in the Arctic, so eventually we might get a break.  But the new spill is backed by some serious flow.  Any flow to Europe is mucked.

The regular forecast has stopped with the stop-flow, and shows coming down in full glory.  Since they define 'polar vortex' as cold, they can say that the cold is caused by the polar vortex.  No physics required.  And the jet stream will always sag with the cold, because it is defined as the boundary between the cold and warmth.  They have a great job!

Trump says 2nd boat strike was just to remove a navigation hazard

 

However, the 3rd and 4th strike was part of his "Witness Suppression Program".

State of the Oceans - December 3, 2025

 Since I'm on a roll, it's time to do this again, and find out why we are in a Major Ice Cycle, which I would call an Ice Age, if I weren't so fussy.

First, we are happy to announce that nooa has recovered from the trumpyspanking.  We now have October, and it is still in the 'Cold Zone'.  For those of you not in the loop, this is the only stable tide gauge in the world, which means that the land neither rises nor sinks.  It shows every hot and cold cycle since the 30's.  I just love it!  The physics is 'expansion of water with temperature', and it is a perfect indicator of bulk ocean temperature.  Millions may disagree, but I don't care.

The warmies used to use land peak temperatures which were contaminated by urban sprawl.  Now they don't use any charts because they are all against them.  They just give stories about Tiny Typhoons.

We had a very warm stagnant summer because of no ocean heat activity.  This resulted in northern waters being warm, especially Hudson Bay and the Great Lakes.  But also the oceans.  This is all gone now.  Live by the stagnant, die by the stagnant.  (Stagnant winters are the worst).

For natgas demand, look at the Gulf of Maine, which reflects the temperature of the NA northeast.  No heat.

The Gulf of Mexican shows how much snow Toronto will get this year.  All our warmth and rain this summer came from there, since there are no Pacific Plumes wafting over us any more.  So, looks like good snow, and the prairies are into their 300 Year Drought.

Finally, we have our Nino Zone which shows the RPM's of the Great Pacific Heat Engine.  Turned off for now.  

Some crazy people. who believe in physics, have noted that the oceans have turned off.  The warmies don't even mention La Nina any more, since even they don't have the trumpyballs for this lie.  Since the oceans turned over to be fed by Antarctic, there are no more El Nino cycles.  We are into our 300 year Little Ice Age.  Or maybe not.

Please remember that I enjoy physics a bit too much.  This makes me cold, arrogant, and an all-round nasty person.  Do not 'believe' in me.

ps my readership is zooming up again.  This mostly means the Arties, but usually they don't visit any more.  I'm worse for them than bad poetry.  I only get upset if the warmies use a selected bit of physics to justify their ridiculous position.  But, they are so firmly entrenched into Polar Vortex Fairies that I don't think there will be a problem